hello cleveland

I'm jess and I'm terribly afraid of pigeons.

Complaints and claims system

Jan
29th

Sun

gpoy

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Querido nieto del arrendador:

Aquí platicándote que está lloviendo pero probablemente no te has dado cuenta en tu hogar libre de goteras. Te comento que no he tenido el gusto de conocer a tu madre pero vaya que la he invocado el día de hoy.

Atentamente,
La amable señorita

Jan
27th

Fri

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Es un desierto circular el mundo, el cielo está cerrado y el infierno vacío.

— Octavio Paz

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Figuratively speaking.

He looks exactly like her. Fuck, he looks so much like her it makes me wonder, was there even a mom? It’s looks more like the dude just cloned himself. Maxi-Me. -wwtdd

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